some facts about chuck norris
Stupid Zombie, everyone knows chuck norris is immune
the periodic table was once destroyed by chuck norris, because the only element chuck norris recognizes is the element of surprise.
every time the president presses the big red button, chuck norris's phone rings.
chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number, you just picked up the wrong phone.
There is no time, chuck norris decides what time it is.
Chuck norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries.
whenever the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris
some people wear superman pajamas when they go to bed, superman wears chuck norris pajamas when he goes to bed.
Chuck norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.
they say if you can see chuck norris, then he can see you... but if you cannot see chuck norris, you may have only a few seconds left to live.
every time the president presses the big red button, chuck norris's phone rings.
chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number, you just picked up the wrong phone.
There is no time, chuck norris decides what time it is.
Chuck norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries.
whenever the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris
some people wear superman pajamas when they go to bed, superman wears chuck norris pajamas when he goes to bed.
Chuck norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.
they say if you can see chuck norris, then he can see you... but if you cannot see chuck norris, you may have only a few seconds left to live.